Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes
i tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did
"hey what’s the date?" "christmas 3rd"
in spanish class like
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS POST
john this is the stupidest joke ive ever seen in my 19 years of being alive